not-safe-for-earth:

mikaverleth:

#”damn fucking right i did”

(Source: odnson, via consulting-detective-with-a-box)

geminiio:

i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened. 

(via casistooadorableandithurts)

sophiasauerkraut:

spooky-bae:

soloontherocks:

jackthevulture:

IM SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES

SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics from other songs on the radio.

And its fucking FLAWLESS OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING.

One of the reasons I stopped listening to country was, when I was a kid, the radio was full of songs by women and songs that talked about women like they were actual people.

Now so many of the songs dont give women a personality, just describe things about them like their legs, their lips, how they look in your truck. Its just SO much objectification.

My sister just showed me this and its ADSFHASDFKLLKFH she even said she heard it on the radio im so happy

"I aint your tan legged juliet" IM SCREECHING

I might be in love please send help

YESSSS

the guy in the pink shirt though. He’s OWNING the jeans shorts and boots. 

(via casistooadorableandithurts)

A Bit of Fry and Laurie - 4x03

(Source: inquestigiorni, via casistooadorableandithurts)

akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

(via siriuslyscrewedup)

ctoons:

drtanner-sfw:

ctoons:

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

(via siriuslyscrewedup)

scissor:

when the annoying person at your lunch table tries making a joke

"

Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex[…]Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. “Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.”

Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men — friends, coworkers, strangers — giddy over these awful pretender women, andI’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watching too many movies written by socially awkward men who like to believe this woman exists and might kiss them.

"

Gone Girl, Gillian Flynn (via missespeon)

(via hulkbusta)

odddaysgeorge:

agnusmonster:

This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

The musical equivalent of red lipstick. 

(Source: bellecs, via hulkbusta)

slayboybunny:

howtohavegaysubtext:

slayboybunny:

you can now purchase a destroy capitalism banksy print from walmart 

I want a print of this screencap.

i forgot about posting this and saw it on my dash and became speechless all over again 

slayboybunny:

howtohavegaysubtext:

slayboybunny:

you can now purchase a destroy capitalism banksy print from walmart 

I want a print of this screencap.

i forgot about posting this and saw it on my dash and became speechless all over again 

(via chuuface)