literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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sexygabriel:

croatoanalex:

deansurvived:

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THE LAST ONE IM SO DONE

but guys

he jumps on the moose

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coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes

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khaleesibelius:

allystruggles:

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

notice how the gay community is always asking US for help but never trying to see if we need help…

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gottmewrong:

blackkazekage:

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

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(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy)

littlezombiekid:

the-uncensored-she:

Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.

Forever reblog

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riddlemetom:

the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all

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painlock:

yeah ok

take this test it’s glorious 

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

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